How did I so suddenly go from THIS...
(ME...with "LEMON JUICE" "NATURAL BLONDE" hair! And oh....that TAN! Good ole skin cancer eighties! The result of Hawaiian tropic NO SPF tan oil. I would give LiLo a RUN for her orange money!)(oh, and the eyebrows!!!)(those brooke shields eye brows!!)
It's bad enough that I suddenly have gray hair. But does it HAVE to stick out all crazy pubic-y, stand-apart-from-the-crowd??
It's like they're having a Pride Parade up there. And they're all..
GET USED TO IT!
I'll probably never use it. But I was feeling DESPERATE. I've never even colored my own hair before. I've never once even BEEN in that section!
(Well, there was the whole "sun-in" phase in the 80's. But that doesn't count)(and it wasn't SUN-IN...it was LEMON JUICE)(wink wink)
If you're old as me, you'll remember that commercial "i'm gonna wash that gray right outta my hair"
I remember telling my mom "mommy...when I am OLD and Gray I'M not gonna dye my hair!"
I remember that moment. And I remember thinking OLD like 70 OLD. Not like 38 OLD!
It's like I suddenly sprouted a corn husk in my hair! When I touch THE PATCH it feels like I'm petting a horse tail.
Anyone else going gray? anyone? ANYONE?????????