Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Breaking News Flash!

I bet you expect me to write about Brit or Zac or something like that. Okay, Okay, I'll take that. (although, the fact that Zac Efron is remaking 'Footloose' IS news) But this news flash is serious. REAL news.

Get this....economic times are SO bad, that even the dead are having to move! HA! NO ONE is immune from the housing crash. A cemetery is going into foreclosure! weird huh? especially at halloween time. coincidence? hmmm....Where WILL all the Zombies go? Will they have to carry around their tombstones all sad and mopey as they wait in line at the soup kitchen? I mean, won't that kinda ruin halloween?

Okay, for real, Will the feds bail out the cemeteries? cuz, isn't that KINDA important? Where they gonna go? What about the super anal people who pre-paid for their plots (creepy!) so they could be buried next to grandma? Now what?

THANK GOD I'm not old and don't have to worry about any of this. I wanna be cremated and thrown out to sea anyway. They can't foreclose on that! HA! But, in case of my early demise, let's be CLEAR. By "sea" I mean like, the caribbean or hawaii or the french riviera...yah! there...Cannes or St. tropez. So, who ever's in charge of my remains....DON'T think you'll be all cheap and throw me into Long Beach. I WILL HAUNT YOU.

Oh, and here's my twin sister's "VIEW" interview!! Her show airs saturday! And then in 3 weeks I go to New Zealand to visit her with my little brother and his fiancee. So, I will make sure to stay RIGHT by her side 24/7 so I can make it into US weekly.


Kristina P. said...

So, this is really your twin sister? Wow, you are both gorgeous!

peewee said...

ha! no! Silly...I am WAY cuter and younger than HER. Let me clear this up here. Pull up a chair. She is the sister of my little brother's fiancee. He gets married in april, and I can't WAIT to make it official, that she becomes my sister-in-law-in-law. I just call her my twin for short, and if people (like the paparazzi) get confused by that, then, oh well!

Annie Miller said...

I thought you were referring to the other one...hee hee :) Hey? It's a great Halloween costume! Sucks to be a dead guy in that cemetery. Maybe they will put a nice planned community on top of it and the ghosts will come and stead children threw the television. Deja vu?