What is all this business about the new roommate? I just got caught up on my reading. I thought you and Bree were totally on the same page with the qualities that you are looking for in a housemate.
Why are you living with the furniture rearranging freak? Leave LA now. Your and Bree belong in northern California. Plus, I can so show you the best places for the MAC hook-up.
I might even watch one of your yoga classes. Participating would be too great of a leap.
-Francesca
PS: Did you read the post that I sent you about the car you should be driving?
OMG, That is the pic I told you about, remember? But the one I saw had a "You're gay!" caption under it. Not sure if that was referring to the reader or the person in the poster? Too funny!
i hope your hot roommate doesn't prevent you from watching the people's court today. on the preview it shows a lady PASSING OUT. you know that's gonna be good.
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Well, maybe you can send an email to his ex-wife and ask how that domestic violence charge against him is going.
What is all this business about the new roommate? I just got caught up on my reading. I thought you and Bree were totally on the same page with the qualities that you are looking for in a housemate.
Let's review:
1) Loves daytime television.
2) Loves nighttime television.
3) Certified couch potatoe.
4) Loves carbs.
Why are you living with the furniture rearranging freak? Leave LA now. Your and Bree belong in northern California. Plus, I can so show you the best places for the MAC hook-up.
I might even watch one of your yoga classes. Participating would be too great of a leap.
-Francesca
PS: Did you read the post that I sent you about the car you should be driving?
roomie must be gone for a bit if you have time to search for "hot" guys online!
are you coming to NY??
Yeah, um, doesn't he do Puerto Rican porn? He'd certainly be more fun. "Aye! Mamasita! Papi le gusto mucho! Sigue! Sigue! Dios mio!"
I'll bet he watches tons of tv, never wears a shirt, and is really quiet. The best qualities in a roommate, if you ask me.
I think you should immediately jump ship and head up to San Francisco to hang with Francesca... I think she just offered up her guest room!
OMG, That is the pic I told you about, remember? But the one I saw had a "You're gay!" caption under it. Not sure if that was referring to the reader or the person in the poster? Too funny!
hey counselormama! I totally remember that now!! HAHA! I musta had it in my subconscious
oh and francesca....YAH! I laughed SO hard. I kept staring at it!!!! she is FUNNY!
i hope your hot roommate doesn't prevent you from watching the people's court today. on the preview it shows a lady PASSING OUT. you know that's gonna be good.
NOTHING prevents me from watching people's court...NOTHING!
*sigh* all sorts of hotness going on!
Pardon me while I go take a cold shower immediately!
(It's only because I'm about to vomit, though.)
~Keri
Yeah! I am so glad that you checked it out...even more glad that it made you laugh.
BTW...Sweet Juniper is written mostly by a Dad. The wife writes only once a week, if at all.
xoxo
You can't bee too rough on him about the muffin top. After all his name is "Ponch"
oh god,the shame of it, i fancied him when i was little, then again i also fancied Optimus Prime....ooooh transformers, robots in disguise.....
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