Mutiny On the Booty....Coming to theatres soon...

Guess what I did tonight in fabulous West Hollywood? I went to a porno show!!!!

Wait, no, THAT was my YOGA CLASS.

She's baaaaaaaaack.

And THIS time she wore her same exact style of PANTIES as last time, only the entire class! No black short shorts. Just full Bare Butt.

But she tricked me cuz she walked in wearing the shorts, and then I turned around and it was all skin, all the time. I about fell over. I was so distracted I could hardly teach. Why God? WHYYYYYY?

And let me just tell you, that I had to avoid any poses with a leg up. And then i completely made the mistake of putting the class into wheel pose.

You can imagine the problems this caused for me. Let's just say that a centimeter to the right and I woulda seen her uterus.

After class I ran downstairs to talk to the front desk people to make fun of her. And was all "hey...you'll never believe this...." And the front desk girl was like..."Ohhhh...the one with the long black hair, tan skin. The porn star."

"YAHHH! TOTAL PORN STAR! hahahahha. I'm SO glad you know who I mean, so it's not just ME who thinks she dresses like a porn star"

"No she's a REAL porn star."

AHHHHHHH!! NO F-ING WAY!?!?"

Now I just have to find out her name so I can show you guys. I mean. you know, like a head shot or something.

I'm exhausted. Seriously any more of this kind of stuff and I'm filing for workman's comp.