Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Nothing comes between me and my whisks....

I am about to post some UGLY ASS leggings. THESE are NOT, I repeat NOT on my BIRTHDAY (NOV. 17) LIST!!!

Not only are these the ugliest pants EVER....


(please not that these are BIRDS. Many colorful BIRDS) but also they are $80....EIGHTY DOLLARS.

My guest room rug resembles this pattern.





I saved the best for last. And by best I mean WTF??? Really. This is the pattern, one of FOUR that they chose? I mean. Was it a panel of designers who were all "OMG....We are SO doing KITCHEN APPLIANCES!! It's so..soo. BAMM!"


And then. I would NEVER leave my male readers out of the fashion post. Because You TOO are in need of an awesome new wardrode. Danny...these would look H.O.T. on you!

LOVE the matching hoodie. SO you know, CHRISTMAS LIST for your MAN!

I just wanna keep you all informed. AND I REPEAT....NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY LIST.

7 comments:

K and/or K said...

I woudl be asking people, "Do these make my thighs look frothy?"

Danny said...

You better watch it or I am going to find some of my old MC Hammer work out pants and send them  to you.

dede said...

If I were rich with a couple hundred to spare - these would be priority mailed to you TODAY! (lucky for you I have already wasted all my money!)

Kristina P. said...

It's sort of too bad the whisk isn't right on the crotch.

peewee said...

first off..dede...I KNOW you would. I'm terrified that someone with money to burn just might. K/K....HAHAHHAHA....you're funny! Danny..I'd HATE for you to be without your MC Hammer pants...what would you wear in your xmas pic?? KP...I KNOW! I thought that too!

Rychelle said...

is it wrong that i'm kinda diggin those kitchen gadget pants?!?

;)

Granny~Van said...

OMG! I MUST HAVE the number pants for spin!!! How HOT would that be???